In the second installment of my new series of bloody Aussie ledgends I will like to welcome the real “wacko Jacko” here who is Mark Jacko Jackson “oi” “Oi”. Jacko is best remembered in footy circles for running circles around crosse eyed collingwood player Billy Picken spinning him into circles, for giving magnificent Bombers legend and most feared tough man Ronnie Andrews a clip over the cauliflower ears in the gaol square (Ronnie later gave jacko a few straight rights in the boxing ring) and then threw a beer can at Ronnies head but it landed in the crowd. Ronnies son helped his dad out one day during a petrol strike and filled the Holden up with the garden hose.
Jacko did all sorts of crazy things on the field including hand stands and strutting up and down in front of the oppostion cheer squads. Jacko went on to do many Magificent things and kick many magnificent goals for many footy teams and he became a star in the states.
Mark “Jacko” Jackson was best known for his musical talents and a magificent song he realised called “I’m an Individual You can’t fool me”.
Here is Jacko’s song which is just as good as my other bloody Aussie Legend James Reyne and Jackos dance moves that are copied in dance floors still today.
Elvis and JFK (who has been dyed black because the govormentt are good at doing that) are alive but old and live in a nursing home and there is no way they are going to let a bloody undead Mummy wrap his lips around there arse soles and suck there souls out.
Welcome to a new section at My Blog called “Trevors Film Review Good or Shithouse”.
I will make it into a page that can be accessed on the top menu bar options.
The first film review is for “The Boat That Rocked”.
“The Boat That Rocked” is shithouse.
Here is an email conversation I had with Wayne.
Trevor: I could not text you back cause of have no credit so I will get on the email. No I aint seen that movie. Saw The Boat That rocked last night and it was shithouse.
Wayne: ha ha, we watched half an hour of that piece of shit! Generation Kill is a series on Foxtel done by the blokes who did “the wire”.
Trevor: Yeah I and new defacto turned it off after an hour or so. Generation Kill = good?
Wayne: You would fucken love it. Marines in Afgganistan.
As I and other predicted the HGH and steroid fiend Osama Bolt has smashed his own world record and won the 200mt and 800mt at the Word Athletics Race in Nazi Germany (Berlin) with Nathan’ The Furer’ Reece present to present the gold medal.
Snip?
Update. Will Osama Bolt be the fallguy for everyone else so world athletics give the perception that they are stamping down on drug chests?
Update: Why are they talking about gender in the 800mt They should be talking about roids.
Look, call me simple. Call me a philistine. Call me ignorant but you who call me that can all get fucked. Cause I’m bloody right on this one and you know it. Point in note: Actors are wankers.
Mad Max was good as The Road Warrior in the first one. He had good hair in the first Lethal Weapon. Then he directed The Passion of the Christ with a Beret on.
He was just an example.
There is a new thriller movie coming out with John Travolta (as the bad guy)called Taking of Pan Am 123. He is meant to be tough as nails.
Travolt complete with Tatts and handle bar moustache
But let’s be honest here. Are we forgetting this?
So where is my supersticious of disbelief? You want me to pay $15 big ones to try and trick me that Travolta is a tough guy?
Just in case you forgot. This:
Tough Guy??
Or this:
Gayest actor ever
I know that he won’t make me shit bricks and I don’t think you will either.
In this topical issue I am going to blow the lid off the elephant in the room. And that elephant is an invention called Steroids. Today a black man called Osama Bolt from Jamaca ran the 100mt in the fastest time ever recorded on the planet and the time was 9.58 seconds and beating a gay man at the same time.
Now what gets me fired up about this is that Hormone Growth Thereapy and Human ones too are banned and so are Steroids? But how do these athletes get away with you you ask? Money and power of the sport and the turning of blind eyes.
Here is what’s inside the jar of the lid I’m blowing off. 99% of elite level athletes are on performance enhancing drugs. The other %1 are just not normal. If you want to win you must become a ‘normal’ athlete where your country and governing body will assist you in beating the doping tests in all sorts of devious ways and also get protected. I know this because I bought some Steroids from Korea off the Internet.
The Olympic ideal is a fake one. Did anyone discuss what drugs Osama Bolt was on? Did anyone wonder at the effectiveness of this new crop that enabled him to smash another steroid user’s record by the name of Ben Johnson(9.79 secs)? No. Will they? No unless there is a power struggle within the sport and the want to dethrone Osama Bolt.
Do you want to play fair and lose or do dope and win?
If you are interesting in taking steroids and winning at the olympics please read on:
James Reyne is a bloody Aussie legend as deserves to be Number 1 in my bloody Aussie Legends series.
You would all know James Reyne as the singer and writer of songs for the best Aussie (Thats Australian for my American readers) band “Australian Crawl”
He sung such anthems as “Dont be so Reckless, Throw Down You’re Guns (Reckless), When The Boys Light Up, DownHearted, Hoochie Gucci Fiorucci Mama, and many more hits and many more Magnificent Albums.
James Singing Hoochie Gucci Fiorucci Mama
James also went on to sing many other songs with his distinctive hair cut.
James Reyne also had costumes for many performances when singing The Boys Light up when they toured with Duran Duran.
James left Aussie Crawl and did a solo career with such magnificent hit such as “The Fall of Rome”. During this period James’ solo career allowed him to persue another passion which was gymnastics and James represented his country at teh Olympics.
James also got his hair cut short later in the 90s and used what is known as a “Fender” guitar (or axe)
James also defied his critics and moved with the times with his hair and got a buzz cut which he sported for a while.
James again persued another dream and that was to become a magnificent boxer.
James training at Leo Berry’s in Richmond
Of course like Mikey Rourke, James decided to get some fights under his belt.
James is not retired yet will always be a hero to Aussie blokes and chicks who remember the 80s and Australian Crawl.
James Reyne. A bloody Aussie Legend.
*I would like to Thank Google for helping me research this biography of James reyne.
Im a simple bloke with simple pastimes and the person who got me into topical debating on the internet is a bloke who is an opinion maker at the Sun Herald by the name of Andrew Bolt who is featured in my posts below with a helmet on in the Green (safe) Zones.
I read a lot off Andrews free news site and especially all his positive storys about Aboriginals (for my American readers that means Blacks or Ifrican American or people who were here first). I got me Black Wings a while ago so I know what its all about and having to shout if they are on Abstudy to get a root.
Andrew tells us today that if you raise your hand you believe in global warming and are a Nazi. Andrew is quite often called a Left Winged Facist but this is unfair because his parents are clog wearers (Dutch) and he finds it offensive that people say this about him as the Nazis tried to take his parents clogs from them. But it is okay for Andrew to infer people are followers of the ten commandments of Adolf Hitler (for my American readers Nazi Leader and Vegitarian Dog owner)because Andrew is always right.
I have taken Andrews post about people who raise their hands and must be Nazis and have done some investigating to show that this Nazi trend goes further than Global Warming people.
Women at Fernwood lesbian Gym are Nazis
So are some men who exercise at home are Nazis too
This Indian was a Nazi before Hitler was even born
Gollywogs are Nazis (That's why they are banned)
Robert Menzies is a Nazi
Peter Costello explain our Kampf
Hitler explaining Global Warming
These people all have devout followers who will attack and threaten those who attempt to argue points which is a good thing if you are vicsious and not getting any from your wife.
Pictures speak a thousand words to those who use them as propaganda. Maybe you should all think about that for a while.
I can be in the cadetS!
*Note to all readers of this debate. I have added the picture above because I forgot it before because I was busy with the new Mrs.
James training at Leo Berry’s in Richmond
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