Blogging affords me the opportunity to blog about certain topical issues that present themselves to me to blog about. It also affords me certain opportunities to blog about public service announcements.
In my mail box (the one out the front of my house not the one in my Personal Computer box) I often get mail addressed to past tenants. Today there was a letter that had “private and confidential” on it addressed to Elise B#####. Upon Seeing the words ‘Private and Confidential” I immediately opened the letter to find that Elise is overdue for her Pap Smear test. So Elise if your reading this (as most hot birds do) please contact the cervical registry.
Also in my mail box today I received some great junk mail (maybe also meant for Elise) from a mob called Twinings. It was a bunch of tea bags in a magnificently packaged box.
Tea is for Twinings as International Roast is for coffee
Being a bloke Im more into the instant coffee so hopefully Nescafe well send a tin of their top of the line International Roast (including paddle pop sticks to stir it) in the mail.
Trevor.
