I am going to weigh in and take on the tropical issue of Global Warming and give my humble opinion on the issues and not the science because the last time I was in science I snorted some wizz fizz we made, set a coil of magnesium on fire with the bunsen burner and threw a rats head at a bird who I was keen on.
Timothey Flannery discovered Global Warming in Australia first. The LAte nite Live host caught wind of it and talked about it on Radio National. A few bloggers found out about it who are from the Liberal PArty. Tim Blairs was one and became against Global Warming because he didn’t like Timothey Flannery and he thought that Phillip Adams was fat and because their politics were left wing therefore making global Warming not real even though science thought it was.
Andrew Bolt a popular Melbourne paper editor and opinion maker who wanted to start a blog so he started copying Tim Blairs popular style (that is not popular anymore) and he did not like Timothy Flannery because Flannery was left wing and on the ABC more than Bolt was and he was jealous so he attacked Flannery via his local rag too.
Soon The earth started cooling because Bolt and Blair were pointing out with graphs and fat jokes that Flannery flew on a plane and Phillip Adams was fatter than Tim Blair and so on and so on. And it lead to fanatical followers of Bolt and Blair writing their own blogs about the issue except they also didn’t have a cluw what they were talking about.
But the cooling only lasted for the winter then we had hot temperatures again and the debate on their blogs went adnauseum like Wayne when he is pissed and depressed.
The truth about the matter of the Global Warming is that only the scientists are really qualified to make the call on it even if the are left winged or right wing. In the political spectrum or ‘scrotom’ as I like to refer to it at the breakfast table (with many laughs from wayne) is that their are two balls. One ball is full of sperm and so is the other. Depending how cold it is the ball sack with pull itself closer to the body enabling the owner of the balls to do “the roast chicken’ dick trick. This is called Global Cooling. (it should be called warming but I can’t argue with the science behind it)
If it is too hot the balls will hang out from the body to get more air for the sperm to swim around in so they can shoot out when called for. But if it is too hot the sperm will die.
At the moment the earth is like a pair of hot balls (with left and right testicales arguing the toss of weather they are cold or hot). This enables the owner of the ball to do the “Windsurfer” which is called Global Warming (warm enough to wind surf all day because the ice caps have melted and it is now Water World).
But it is the body (science) which knows where the balls should be.And at the moment they are “freeballing” and need to be closer to the body to make more sperm to shoot out and make more life. Yin and Yang: Roast Chicken or Windsurfer? I know where the best positition for my balls is. Do you?
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