Warning- This is not a topical debate.

I’m not a an angry bloke. But sometimes me blood gets to boiling point and I want to lay carpet bombs on some of the dickheads on the the thing we call the Internet. On WordPress there is a home/function page if you are a blog owner (myself). (This reminds me. Do I need to tell Centerlink I own a blog?) And on that home page you can look at a stats page which amazingly tells you all sorts of topical information about your fucken blog. For an example, it shows how many people come hear to read my topical debates and the of the words they type into Google (you’re browser) to arrive at My Blog.

Some fucken cunts have been typing the following words (warning to all normal blokes):

“random blog wanking”, “i wank with my mates”, “aussie wanking”, “I watched my mate wanking and wank sounds”.

Now here me and listen hard you fucken gallutes. MY BLOG DOES NOT CONTAIN OR ENDORSE “random blog wanking”, “i wank with my mates”, “aussie wanking”, “I watched my mate wanking and wank sounds”.

Now I’ve calmed down a bit but that doesn’t mean I’m not serious about wanking. So youve been warmed.

Trevor McDonald.

Absence makes the heart grow Fonda

It’s been pretty quiet around my place of late due to a unforseen need to go on  bivowack for a while due to a court order that I can’t talk about. A lot of topical issues have been going on and I don’t have access to the internet from the comfort of my maid to order swag which has two entries, a flap, a matress and mosquito net. My mates and Wayne were quite envious and they threw a mallee root at my swag except I was inside it having a hows your father with myself and the mallee root landed on my hand damaging my trigger finger for roo shooting. I’m glad to report that the swag snake escaped intact and ready for a weekends action at Ouyen pub.

Here is what has happened in my absence.

So it seems that a lad was very badly bashed in ‘Commercial Road’ at Hungry Jacks. And it was on security camera and the racists will be caught.

Michael Jackson is dead. It’s better to burn out than fade away.

The magnificent sainters beat last years raining premiers by a point in a magnificent game. The bombers are at number 8 and a dark horse for the premiership. Essendon vs Carlton? I wonder?

A rugby player shat on the floor of a magnificent hotel and was naked.

My ex defacto was arrested on shoplifting charges.

Jane Fonda died.

Mark Webber won a Grand Prix. You bloody beauty!

Life can be interesting when you are interested in things or not interested in them. I will do some more topical issues in the coming days when my trigger finger goes down a bit.

Trevor

What’s the sound of ten hands wanking?

I would like to make my first entry into writing a blog about a topical issue that seems to be all over the news and newspapers and the internet. It is about Mathew Johns and the group sex he was the leader of. The girl regrets it now but she was okay with rooting the whole Cronulla Sharks team one night seven years ago. She performed for the boys and by the sounds of it they all performed for each other while they all watched and had a wank.
I don’t agree with the having a wank part because I couldn’t wank to my mate rooting. I prefer lesbian porn but not real lesbians because they dress like blokes. So it seems to me they might be homos but not realising what they were doing was homosexual.

Anyway back to the woman at the centre of the furor. She is blaiming Mathew Johns for ruining her life. Well she should have thought about that before getting herself defiled by a bunch of rugby goons even if they were good players.

Now, I have made my points clear and I am in the silent majority of people who would probably have had a go at the lady concerned too if she was a looker, but she regrets her actions now and feels guilty because she probably wanted to run for parliament or be a mum but can’t due to the embarrassment.

The trial of Mathew Johns and his fall from grace has leveled the playing field for her now. He has lost his way of life and she has lost her tilt at it.

Maybe the best thing for them both was to keep at a three some and then be nice to her afterwards. Maybe get her a taxi and say thanks for that. Mathew Jones told his Mrs and then he should have got the girls phone number and called her to say thanks again. He should have then released a press release saying what happened then no one would have cared like they do now.